Beyond the frontier of the knowable
- Two-Headed Dog
- Mike the Headless Chicken
- Routine Male and Female Genital Mutilation
- Megalomanical projects for advanced civilizations
- The Mike Theory Research Team Official WWW Survey Form
- The Mysterious Functionless Form
- The Wired Scared Shitlist
- Global Thermonuclear War
- Dead People Server
- The Great God Contest!
- How to keep an idiot busy for hours
- Psychically disturbing graphically violent depictions at the Vomitus Maximus Museum.
- The Dark Side of PEZ
- Mindgames
- The Surrealist Compliment Generator
- A random koan from The Gateless Gate
- The Site That Annoys Me Like No Other
- Penises of the Animal Kingdom - web blurb for an $11.95 poster
- The Fossal Records
- Strawberry Pop-Tart Blow-Torches
- Notes from the Mountains of Madness: Cynanthropy
- Scott Pakin's automatic complaint-letter generator
- The Grotesque in Art
- Schwa!
- U.S.Tax Code On-Line